- Take a deep breath. It's going to be okay - really.
- Listen to safety tips from Dwight K. Schrute
- Play in the snow
- Play with a baby
- Make tacquitos for dinner - THEY'RE LITTLE TACOS!
- Recognize the imminent threat that bears pose to humanity with the help of Stephen Colbert
- Play racquetball, preferably without hitting your spouse in the face with a ball hit as hard as you can.
- Consider the problems of teleportation with Sheldon Cooper
- Remember that everything really will be alright, even if you can't see how right this instant.
- Make some new friends - BBQ potato chips and dried pineapple can help.
- Get some counseling from Jack Donaghy
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